What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
Congratulations to Lupita Nyong’o for becoming People’s World’s Most Beautiful woman [x]
Orange is the New Black cast for Entertainment Weekly (May 2, 2014)
I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE
"you’re shitting me"
"i will be soon"
it got better
A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.